wind-wind

A situation in which two people are farting at the same time

^ *fart*
> *fart*
^ Hey, a wind-wind!
> Hey, a wind-wind!
^ You owe me a Coke
> *f-a-r-t*

by thurb May 23, 2021

wind you neck it

Means to tell someone to stop being arrogant or overly confident, similar to asking them to tone down their attitude or behavior and become more cautious or humble. Commonly used in British English.

“I am confident that I can score full marks on the English exam.”
“ Wind you neck it ! You just studied for three hours!”

by anonymous March 21, 2024

booty wind

when someone walks past you and their ass stinks, and you can still smell it seconds later

girl 1: bro u can still smell his booty wind
girl 2: yea he needs a shower man

by carti_thegreatest96 December 30, 2023

wind sports

Farting on or being farted on for sexual pleasure.

I thought we were just going to do some wind sports but he followed through.

by templehoffer October 26, 2012

Golden Wind

The simultaneous action of urinating while ripping ass hard enough to turn the stream into a fine mist

Ive heard of a golden shower... but a golden wind requires some special talent

by AzureFish February 21, 2025

Whispering Wind

When you deem someone the scum of the internet. So you go undercover, befriend that person in real life, and one night while the troll is sleeping, you slowly crouch over their face, spread your ass cheeks, and quietly fart into the eyes of the beast. Causing an infection, permanent blindness, and the eventual removal of their eyeballs. Effectively ending the reign of terror on the internet.

Bro, I found GamerNerd246 the other day and gave him the whispering wind. He won't be bothering you anymore.

by Pregnasty May 2, 2021

Macedonian Wind Turbine

The act of helicoptering one’s genitalia in the act of cooling another down

“Damn bro it’s hot out here”
“You’re right dog, we should get the boys around and make a big Macedonian Wind Turbine “

by ForgottenTubeSock August 10, 2024