washed up nigga

an especially pathetic or annoying person, past their prime of good sauce. See also weak sauce

That broke ass ho is nothing but a washed up nigga.

by weak sauce February 8, 2004

Tiwana Car Wash

(verb) a sexual move in which a man dribbles hot steaming sperm onto a womans chest. She then takes his face and press' it against her chest into the sperm.

Yo bitch, want a Tiwana Car Wash?

by thesatisfyer April 3, 2009

Gorilla in the washing machine.

cunnilingus: oral stimulation of the vulva or clitoris

My favorite euphemism for cunnilingus is 'gorilla in the washing machine.'

by chernobylspice December 11, 2003

Wisconsin whiskey wash

Taking a bottle of top shelf whiskey, shoving it inside your partners anus and unload the entire bottle. Now take cubes of cheddar and pop them in the brisket pipe and let it brew. By now your partner is drunk as f*ck releasing the cheese dip from the cob hole for you to enjoy.

Baby, I know it’s almost dinner but I sure could go for some of that Wisconsin whiskey wash right now.

by Jeff October 23, 2020

Midnight hand washing

Midnight hand washing is when a girl has just finished fingering herself, and is washing her hands repeatedly to clean herself off, this can also be used as a euphemism for female masturbation.

"well I'm gonna go do some midnight hand washing"

"I'm gonna go wash my hands repeatedly in the middle of the night"

by ballin'mcballerthe16th July 24, 2023

washing machine fail

when a washing machine self destructs while spinning

Are you doing washing machine fail?

by Billiam Beaver October 5, 2016

Barberian Ball Wash

Barberian Ball Wash. A Tea bag Blow job that was done in the days of the old. So the woman wouldn't get a bladder infection.

Not much to say other than you are going to get awesome head. Barberian Ball Wash. updog

by DrFuck November 21, 2017