Wanker

An insult. Some one who beats his own meat, chokes his own chicken, or spanks his own monkey.
See also: jag-off

stop looking at porn, you wanker, and go get a girl friend.

by adam is so great November 7, 2003

Park Wanker

Someone who wanks in parks compulsively

What a park wanker he must be Shaun werry

by King of the slang October 13, 2025

orchard wanker

A person that just HAS TO HAVE ALL their tech products branded apple

Johnny is such an orchard wanker

by Icedevimon November 27, 2021

Wanker

A british slang word to define an idiot or an asshole

Simon: Oi Wanker, get the fuck out of 'ere!
Peter:Fine

by Damanged September 3, 2018

wanker breath

When you are getting sucked off but she is doing a bad job so you give a handing help and then proceed to cum in her mouth and now she has wanker breath.

wanker breath... when she is giving you bad head so you help out by wanking while still getting sucked off and then proceed to cum in her mouth and now her breath stinks of cum aka wanker breath

by tidyyourdick June 4, 2017

Rich Wanker Syndrome

When someone has an unhealthy urge to spend an excessive amount of money in order to unnecessarily compete with his/her comrades for a minimal PC power increase.

Wow, are you really upgrading to a 5950x? Do you have rich wanker syndrome?

by LegalEagality February 23, 2023

Whitefield Wanker

An upper class guy that uses daddy's credit card to try find himself in Thailand

Oh man, I was chilling with him the other week, he was banging on about his trip to Thailand, he is a totally Whitefield Wanker.

by NomadWordMaker January 7, 2021