Wanker

Wanker - a person who likes to breathe

She loves life and to breathe, she's a wanker

by Reynaluvrs July 7, 2022

Adam is a Wanker

Term used for someone who is an asswanker

See that guy over there he’s Adam he’s a total asswanker

Adam is a wanker

by Ross Griffin December 17, 2023

Wankers

Everton FC

We’re playing against the wankers

by 61825392363829364729264 June 4, 2020

anchor wanker

a dude who gets sexually excited when his favorite female news reader is on tv

"hey bruh, wanna go for a beer?"
"nah, i'm gonna watch Katy Curic and fondle myself"
"dude, your such an anchor wanker"

by crickey smith March 8, 2022

Flag wanker

Someone who holds up a flag that blocks the view of the stage for people standing behind them.

He could only see half the stage because of some flag wanker waving his stupid flag and blocking his view.

by Crack ed 25 April 18, 2025

Adam is a wanker

When you make books and game boards for work your nickname is Adam is a wanker

Oh that guy, yeah he makes books he’s Adam and a wanker
Adam is a wanker

by Ross Griffin February 13, 2024

wanker

somebody who slags chippys off

that posh twats a wanker he is always slagging chippies off

by sic puppy1 December 14, 2022