Vanilla swirl

A vanilla swirl is the act of spunking in a womens asshole after she has had a shit. When pulling out you must swirl the shitty spunk around their asshole hence creating the Vanilla Swirl
Honey im going to give you the messiest vanilla swirl tonight and lick your chocolate star fish clean.
by Batty fingerer September 06, 2023
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not vanilla club

A sex toy subscription company
Hey did you get your Not Vanilla Club order this month?
by bmg-definitions August 20, 2019
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Vanilla Chicken

A vanilla chicken is a very boring male with no spice or any exciting qualities to his personality.
"Hey Hannah, have you been on a second date with Gary?" "Nah, he's too much of a vanilla chicken to hang with again".
by Ards9 March 22, 2022
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Vanilla reader

A person who does not read anything smutty or sexual, usually used in fanfiction senses. A Vanilla reader will read mostly Fluff and a good Mutual pining trope. :)
I'm A Vanilla reader, don't even show me that shit, I might puke.
by Bitch Stop January 07, 2023
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Vanilla fiend

Someone who habitually drinks pure vanilla extract jungle juice. They be fiending for that shit.
Dam! Jeffrey here sure is a vanilla fiend! He fiend hard for that shit!
by Hagbbsfgbcfgbvghhv October 19, 2023
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(a black person, undeniably a male) to ejaculate and rub their semen on themselves to try to look white.
Hit vanilla cream to help out with your self esteem
by DefinitionsPlug June 12, 2024
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Vanilla Johnny

The only thing I have ever been addicted to. He is funny, smart, hot as fuck, and I'd bow down and worship him like the king he is anyday. He's the only one who holds the power. The only person who has ever captured my full attention and is powerful enough to hold the key that unlocks everything, anything, anyplace, anytime.
Damn, did you see Vanilla Johnny over there?

I did. I'd love to grab a coke with him tonight... I know that vanilla coke will be the best ever.
by youaremy#1 yo October 12, 2023
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