Dark side of vanilla

More adventurous types of sex, while staying in the realms of mainstream - e.g. Toys, risqué locations, butt stuff and the like.

I'm not kinky but am on the dark side of vanilla...

by Oliver J NZ August 30, 2024

Vanilla coked

A combination of dead-boring and yuck. A flavor profile that is not only foul, but also does nothing for nobody. Can be used to describe people, jobs, suburbs, the government and anything that crops up in life in a negative sense.

after today's team meeting where the aim of the game was to guess celeb's real names, I can confidently confirm that the new manager is vanilla coked.

she is so fucking vanilla coked up, that wokester bitch who glared at me.

getting vanilla coked is one way to end your life.

by ACunny September 10, 2024

Chocolate and Vanilla Swirl

A brown/dark skinned woman or man being in a relationship with a white man or woman.

Person 1: Those two, they’re like a chocolate and vanilla swirl.

Person 2: Mhm, they’re so cute together.

by Luka >0< November 9, 2024

French Vanilla

A beautiful light-skinned woman

Yo, Jamie is a certified French Vanilla!

by athughunter November 27, 2024

french vanilla latte

This is when a person makes a Latte, but they add french vanilla into it. It's not a tax write-off.

Person 1: do you want a french vanilla latte
Person 2: oh sure i love dodging taxes

by Sando Trouton December 17, 2024

Vanilla dump

A white woman whom you thought was attractive, but have come to realize she’s not as attractive as you once thought.

“Damn Inwas into this chick, but she turned out to be a vanilla dump.

by Jason_banana June 23, 2025

Mahogany Vanilla

the color of indecision

I dunno, the chair isn’t blue or grey. It’s basically a mahogany vanilla

by Peter Two Tones June 25, 2025