vampire gamer

Pros: Gamer of the night, extremely charming.

Cons: Kills relationships, sleeps during the day

1: I can’t stop staying up all night and playing video games.

2: I love you but if you keep this up you’ll be a forever vampire gamer

by The Shady Tree June 8, 2019

Vampire

A blood sucking humanoid creature hell bent on destroying mankind. They are not lovers they are murders. Don’t let Hollywood fool you, if you see one do not engage, and for the love of whatever deity you believe in do not welcome strangers in.

“Omg Jason you’re such a Stephan vampire ”
“No think more Dracula type vampire. I only want to drink you”

by Queen Taco Supreme December 28, 2022

vampire brat

Unfortunate brainwashed child victim of a Vampire Mother. The only cure for which is masculine wisdom from a father.

“That Vampire Mother is turning those kids into Vampire Brats.”

by Fact Based Person February 1, 2018

vampire popsicle

Bloody tampon

I’m gonna go to the bathroom and make a vampire popsicle

by Kcornfield October 18, 2020

Vampire

The nickname you give the palest kid you know.

Random: Hey Vampire
Kid: Oh Hey:

by That one tall chick named Rae January 14, 2020

vampiric essence

some purple magic that is shot out of a gay vampire's eyes

pov: vampiric essence
👁️🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪
👁️🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪

by Alexzaf May 9, 2023

LA vampire

A girl from the city who parties all night and sleeps every day

Tom: “I met this girl last night who was so coked out she didn’t go to sleep until 8 in the morning! What an LA Vampire!”

by RickiAwful March 3, 2022