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A battleground for racist trolls and hypocrites who have nothing better to do
A guy called me fat on Twitter
by freimiser July 25, 2018
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3am twitter

The horniest place on earth, not to be confused by early-morning-horny twitter, which is the second horniest place on earth.
"dude 3am twitter wildin out again fr bruh"
"... she kinda thick tho not gonna lie"
also -
"bruh it's not even 8 am why's there anime titties on my screen yall need to get a life"
by 3amtwitterexpert January 29, 2019
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twitter speech

a way of speaking only real skinny legends use
"*Insert name*, sweetie, I'm so sorry, but I'm about to spill the tea, so hold ur wigs, cause imma snatch 'em."
or
"Oof sis, several points were made, eye cannot-"

*insert a list of random emojis like the cowboy emoji, the water droplets emoji and the cool sunglasses emoji*

"can somebody tell *insert name* that using twitter speech isn't that cool sis, it ain't it chief"
by boatychan February 3, 2019
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Twitter

Everyone writing vaguely interesting things that hold no meaning other than to distract and make you chuckle a bit as you relate to the empty punchline
Twitter is a mind trap that uses an algorithm to show you what the data profile made to fit your interests based off your internet activity
by A dank A$$ meme May 27, 2018
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Twitter ammo

An image or video that insults someone. Usually used in an argument over Twitter Twitter ammo can be used in arguments over many social media’s.
Guy 1: Hey do you have any Twitter ammo I can use, I’m arguing with this dumb ass.
Guy 2: Yeah, here I’ll send you my favorite ones.
by CockMonchy November 10, 2019
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Twitter

This is the little place between the twat and the shitter. Commonly known as a gooch on a guy or the taint. This little divider is the place between the cooter and the shooter on a girl.
I got jammed up on the her twitter going in.
by Ligmah April 20, 2019
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Twitter

My Twitter got suspended for some reason. Probably for making funny jokes like chill (idk if it was Elon or someone else from Twitter but still)
Fucc Twitter
by cladymore74 May 28, 2019
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