Twilight

A book with a horny girl with daddy issues who fucks with vampires and wolfs for them to die in the last movie for nothing

Person1 : I’m team Edward from twilight (vampire)
Person 2 : I’m team Jacob from twilight (wolf)
Person 3 : no one cares

by Just Karen November 7, 2019

Twilight Princess

Nick loves playing twilight Princess.
He would love to have a 3 way with zelda and Barbara Streisand.

He would love to "town plan" a bukakke party with many men.

Hey you don't be silly put a Condom on that willy. You twilight Princess

by Toilet Trained. November 11, 2019

Twixing

When two people who are involved in a relationship with a set of identical twins swap partners for comparison purposes.
Based on the principle that identical twins are formed from a single egg divided into two halves (much the same as a left twix and a right twix).

My girlfriend and her twin sister are into twixing.

by Mike6Kilo January 31, 2020

Twilight

A series in which, if the love triangle is removed, it is about a girl who moves to a rainy town. It contains sparklepires, the dumbest highschool girl ever, and a werewolf that she has known since she was a kid, but instead she goes after the guy who has to excersices self-control to not suck her blood.

Most Girls: "Twilight is so awasome, like, Edward is soo Hawt so like #teamedward

Sane people:"one of the only books in which the movie is better. Not because the movie is good, but because both are so horrible that the movie is acutually slightly less horrid.

by Luna Elana June 12, 2020

Twilight bliss

The final feeling you get before you overdose on a hard drug

N:”dude did you hear peep died?”

K:”yeah i wonder if he got his Twilight bliss...”

by Jojsanders September 9, 2020

Twilight style

When one kills another via the method most popularly used by the vampires in twilight. The method includes ripping of said head and then also removing the arms and lighting the body on fire.

This method of vampire death has been made popular by the Twilight movie saga.

I am going to kill them Twilight style....

Twilight meaning the soft glowing light from the sky when the sun is below the horizon, caused by the reflection of the sun's rays from the atmosphere. In the geographical sense, but in this meaning implying the 2008 Romance, fantasy movie saga.

Style- particular procedure by which something is done; a manner or way suggesting it has been done well.

This method of vampire death has been made popular by the Twilight movie saga.I am going to kill him "vampire style"... meaning to kill Via the method of removing head, then arms and finally burning the body. Used in an aggressive manor.

by amy_nutella October 13, 2020

Twixing

A retarded way tricking someone. Referring to the popular candy bar Twix

I just Twixed my wife into signing the divorce papers.
Example here uses Twixing in the past form as in the word tricked.

by ProffesionalTwixer November 20, 2020