Rotten Tomato

the sick act of dismembering the phallic member of a man and proceeding to screw it onto his decapitated head

“they found the man rotten tomatoed”

by sneakdissah August 27, 2025

Mario Tomato

Mario Tomato is a Mario but he's a tomato. The viral meme song Mario Tomato was created by Funny Songs on Youtube who makes all sorts of funny songs. Due to the success of Mario Tomato it has sparked other niche fruit songs such as Peachy Luigi and Mango Wariogogo

🍅IT IS ME MARIO TOMATO-TO-TO-TO-To🗣️🔥- Mario Tomato

by pickypocket September 12, 2025

L-timate

A person who did or does the worst possible in addressed job.

You are a L-timate worker I've ever seen in this company.

by Subway Streamer September 20, 2025

bonus tomato

a ginger twat

i’m gonna go see my bonus tomato tonight

by HebbleJebble45 October 8, 2025

Bowl of tomatoes

A toilet bowl filled with period blood after a woman has had their period without a tampon

Wow did you just have a bowl of tomatoes

by Yellowstar April 7, 2015

tom the tomato

A sunburnt fatass, pulling an Alfalfa haircut

That tom the tomatoe is a fucking tool.

by Fat_Guy_In_A_Little_Coat May 15, 2017

Sun Dried Tomato

a beautiful person who has recently participated in many hours of outside activities

WOW, you're a {sun dried tomato} after summer

by LucTheSucc August 6, 2017