by CloudeSmoke July 19, 2020
Get the Planting a Treemug. A mixture of the words "monkey" and "sloth". A tree Slonkey is a mythical creature that lives in a Forest. The Slonkey can be found hanging from a tree and making strange noises. The tree Slonkey urban legend originated in the UK, where sightings are increasing high. The Slonkey looks like a cross between a monkey and a sloth, hence the name.
Unimportant person 1: hey, what's that?
Unimportant person 2: what's what?
Unimportant person 1: that thing in the tree?
Unimportant person 2: it's probably a tree Slonkey.
Unimportant person 2: what's what?
Unimportant person 1: that thing in the tree?
Unimportant person 2: it's probably a tree Slonkey.
by Asian_noodle(I'm not Asian) April 27, 2020
Get the Tree Slonkeymug. A tree that possesses tall, erect, rock hard branches that ooze copious amounts of sap when the branches brush against each other.
Wow! Do you see that Boner Tree! It's in full bloom!
Dang, that boner tree sure looks nice in your yard.
Dang, that boner tree sure looks nice in your yard.
by Jayrichmoneybags May 5, 2013
Get the Boner Treemug. by Lennon0000 October 23, 2019
Get the Tree Brarkmug. The slang word for the Magic Tree Pub & Eatery, a restaurant. It's named this because of the god fucking awful luck regarding keeping kitchen staff.
"Another day at the Tragic Tree..." - Chewy
"Sorry mom I can't attend church today, no cooks showed up at the Tragic Tree so I gotta go in." - Jake
"Lmao u know what's sus af? Tragic Tree" - Malik (R.I.P.)
"Sorry mom I can't attend church today, no cooks showed up at the Tragic Tree so I gotta go in." - Jake
"Lmao u know what's sus af? Tragic Tree" - Malik (R.I.P.)
by Karl A Fladonk March 9, 2021
Get the Tragic Treemug. by Switchin Laynez September 4, 2018
Get the Top Treemug. A moose.
Refers to the danger of moose along the roadway or elsewhere that are big and heavy that hitting them is like hitting trees. Also, like chickens, they are unintelligent and likey to jump in any direction unpredictably at any moment.
First used in 2018 by Browless Seth from the band Totally Overrated Sellouts during his stay in Alaska.
Refers to the danger of moose along the roadway or elsewhere that are big and heavy that hitting them is like hitting trees. Also, like chickens, they are unintelligent and likey to jump in any direction unpredictably at any moment.
First used in 2018 by Browless Seth from the band Totally Overrated Sellouts during his stay in Alaska.
Slow down when driving in Alaska if you see a tree chicken, because it might jump out in front of you and smash you right dead.
by Concrete Coyotes November 24, 2019
Get the Tree Chickenmug.