Star Meter

How cool someone is. Taken from IMDB.

My boy Rob hooked up with some fat chick. His star meter is way down.

by Freezee C August 31, 2007

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star warsitis

An incurable disease in which a person thinks he is a character in stars wars.

Harry has the worst case of star warsitis. He has been running around with a midget painted green on his back and trying to move things with his mind. And he keeps screaming "I have the force".

by supersab September 11, 2010

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star-doom

the inevitable shit that happens to a child star once they have access to excessive amounts of drugs and alcohol.

Person 1: Did you see Britney Spears on the cover of that magazine? She looks completely trashed.
Person 2: Yeah, she's really hit star-doom these past couple of years.

by packerr January 19, 2008

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brown star

the mark left when one presses one's unclean anus against the skin of another.

She knew she'd had a bit too much to drink when she woke up with a brown star on her forehead and an empty box of Franzia at her feet.

by EB August 18, 2003

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Someone who has sex on camera for money. More often than not it is a person who had a terrible childhood, probably consisting of drug ridden and/or abusive parent(s) or being the victim of numerous rapes. They use sex to fill the empty void in their life because they have no other way of gaining satisfaction. Some people like to argue its normal because sex is natural, but these people are morons who should be sterilized for the benefit of all humanity. They fail to understand what effect psychology has on human sexuality because, as stated in the previous sentence, they are complete idiots and should be sterilized against their will. Or killed. Preferably killed so people like me don't have to know they exist.

Porn stars like to pretend their life doesn't suck, but in reality they have incredibly low self esteem and are mostly drug addicts. How fortunate for them we live in a completely idiotic society that thinks their behavior is normal.

by happy misanthropist May 5, 2013

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