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granny-zoned

When your crush says he wants to be friends, but it turns out that he just wants to keep checking in once a week to ask how you are doing (mainly by text). Just like with his granny.
I though I have been friendzoned, but it is worse... I have been granny-zoned! He doesn't want to hang out, doesn't want to chat, just keeps sending me these "Hey, how are you?" texts every single week.
by Chequered-ear Rabbit May 22, 2020
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Freind Zone

what marinette from miraculous is experiencing
ugh miraculous stop putting a Freind Zone on marrinette
by Zac Plays July 15, 2021
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Commission-Zoned

A phenomenon in the art community, and a form of client-zoning. To be denied friendship by an artist hired for a personal work. This typically happens after the customer is handed the finished piece and the artist no longer has the obligation, or any incentive to continue messaging. Emotions can be intensified if the customer has purchased an nsfw work, especially if they are deprived of sexual interactions, and or, if the paying customer feels entitled to additional attention. The customer is usually left with a piece they like visually, but associate with negative feelings.
Person1:
“I think Kai got commission-zoned when he bought the YCH for his fursona.. Kai says he loves the piece.. but he gets visually uncomfortable looking at it.. and he also talks about the artist a lot”
Person2:
“Commission what?”
Person1:
“He tried to befriend an artist and got rejected. Kai can’t even make it into the friend-zone.. but who thinks they can befriend someone running a business?”
Person2:
“Damn”
by Kashton1 November 15, 2021
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Covey Zone

The uncontrolable anger that results in hadouken kicks and doors being broken
A hippy changed a lock on a door so I entered the covey zone and kicked it down and hadoukened the hippy
by Bob Covey April 25, 2011
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The Grope Zone

When you stand at a close distance to a child molester or a sexual harasser (e.g Donald Trump) where he could grope you swiftly and conveniently.

A phrase coined by Stephen Colbert in his "The Late Show" show: episode titled("Trump's Most Shameless Tweet Of 2017?").
"People magazine also released a photo of Natasha Stoynoff, one of Trump's accusers, standing next to? Donald Trump! Right next to him; in what scientists call: The Grope Zone!" Stephen Colbert.
by Hot_Felfel December 13, 2017
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The JP Zone

When you’re friends but openly admit to liking each other and are also very sexually involved but not in a romantic relationship.
Naive True Love Believer: So are you guys dating?

Realistic 21st century Gen Z girl: No we're in the JP Zone
by Dumbasswho August 6, 2020
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Friend zone

Something joe drover will always be in
by Paytonmanning November 26, 2016
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