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hood wood

Is when a man has four children by four different woman said children can be born years months or weeks apart
Hey girl I hear you been fucking with drock and you pregnant now you this official makes him Home Depot approved he's a 4x4 he got that hood wood not that good wood
by van Hohenheim of light November 15, 2014
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Oliver Wood

"Oliver Wood is him."
by Definitely not DJ Khaleda August 2, 2023
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knock on wood

A few light tapping motions dat an able-to-ovulate chick makes on her sexual partner's "woody" wif her knuckles prior to his entering her, in da superstitious hope dat said action will bring her good luck --- i.e., dat said impending bodily-union won't get her "knocked up".
Practicing da rhythm method or taking birth-control pills are indeed often-effective ways to lessen da risk of unwanted pregnancy, but they are by no means reliable, so you'd likely still feel da urge to "knock on wood" each time you "do it" without a condom.
by QuacksO February 26, 2023
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V-wood

Vagina Wood. The female equivalent of "schwing" or getting a boner.
Girl 1: "Dang, look at that dude!"
Girl2: "V-WOOD!!!"
by Meggy G... May 10, 2018
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sean woods

he doesn't exist
sean woods doesn't exist
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Ben woods

Is a guy who gives grad to the Neighbor hood and even to his dog mutley who he f**ks every night like a ritual
He’s such a ben woods
by Benjamin woods January 5, 2022
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Jakob Woods

A humongous nigga with a big dick penetrates your mum with eas ez ez ez ez no problem
Sadiq "Omg Jakob Woods I heard he has a 100 metre cock I wish I could be him"
by Big Nigga 69'D ur mum May 31, 2021
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