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Fap attack

When a group of men/women surround a target and start "fapping" intimidating the target into a fap induced suicide. Usually used by trained professionals.
I hear one of the Russian politicians got fap attacked yesterday.
by Peeeeepppeeeeee the dog September 28, 2018
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Croatian flappy fap

When an average Croatian female gets inslired by flapoy bird and decides that normal fapping just wont do. Sh eprezends she is rhe bird in flappy bird, and does the Croatian flappy fap.
"I was just talking to my friend, and she suddenly started spinning!"
"Is she Croatian?"
"Yes"
"She was doing the Croatian flappy fap."
by yourmkmsm July 24, 2022
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fap it out

When you see a sexy girl (e.g. at the YouTube) and you are single, so there is no other way than to fap.
Teenager (coming home from school): Hey dad, my classmate Jill was really hot today!
Dad: Aww, you must be horny! Go to your room quickly and fap it out!
by matok August 12, 2020
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FAP

I wonder if FAP is set up by pharmaceuticals so worried parents will be more likely to medicate their children if they don't fit perfectly into the "standard development progress" described.
by SteviaTs September 7, 2016
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Sad Fap

when you masturbate and your dick is small so you cry about it afterwards
by lawquizox September 28, 2020
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Happy Fap

When you think you’re the first person to be bit by a radioactive spider and then you go kill someone on acid.
by EddieBrock5 October 5, 2023
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Tomb fapping

Streaking into a cemetery, jerking off behind a tombstone, and getting the fuck out of dodge. (Side note: you can't get caught)
Cemetery gate is under construction bro let's go tomb fapping!
by Lancasting July 9, 2015
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