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elephant sneeze,sneezing elephant

Slang term used to describe the act of male ejaculation wherein the male`s penis is unable to reach and/or maintain a full erection,but is nonetheless capable of producing a normal,or near normal,ejaculatory episode.During an episode of "elephant sneeze" most men reported reaching normal/near-normal climax(orgasm) in conjunction with their ejaculation.A benign,transient side effect of normal male aging caused in part by decreased testosterone levels.Frequency of male partial erectile ejaculation seems confined to the mastubatory act with most men being symptom free while engaging in intercourse.-- "Elephant Sneeze" is similar to(but different from) the condition referred to as a

semi(sl) or a chubby(sl.) chiefly because both slang terms describe an intermittant phase in the male erection process wherein the penis is neither flacid nor completely turgid.
Example of Elephant Sneeze,Sneezing Elephant in patient`s medical record:Patient presents as normal,healthy 50 yr old white male,moderately obese,appearing alert and in good spirits.SOAP: Subjective:Patient complains of erectile difficulties stating "Doc,my wanger is not getting all the way normal hard.When I pleasure myself it`s the old "ELEPHANT SNEEZE" (sl. ejac. w/partial erection).

"Hey old fart,you only go half mast,I bet! You make the elephant sneeze whenever you beat off!"
by HosMan61 September 24, 2011
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elephant trap

A trap in reasoning or an argument, which a sensible person wouldn't fall into. There are a lot of interview questions like this that you might need to cunningly sidestep. Keep your wits about you!
Manager: I asked the usual interview questions with the standard elephant traps but they fell into each of them.
Colleague: Oh, no. Sigh.
by jetpants October 13, 2022
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elephant flaps

when two naked female elephants fuck soo much they engulf each other in their loose vaginal lobe flaps.
when i was on a trip in a safari i saw the most horrible elephant flaps!!
by BATGIRL&NIGHTWING July 19, 2013
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Pink Elephant

We need a symbol that says we're gay and conservative. Just then a balloon of a pink elephant floated into the room
by Möuntain Mike December 27, 2019
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Elephant Bukkake

During a visit to Africa, you find yourself being pursued by a local tribe. In a desperate attempt to hide, you stumble upon a group of elephants and decide to seek refuge by climbing into the female elephant's reproductive tract. However, while inside, the female elephant is mounted by a male elephant. The mating process occurs, with the male elephant ejaculating inside. Just as you think it's over, another male elephant approaches and repeats the process multiple times. The situation becomes overwhelming as there is an excessive amount of elephant semen. Eventually, the ordeal comes to an end and you manage to escape.
He was drenched in buckets of elephant semen during an elephant bukkake.
by Smells like trout July 8, 2024
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elephant lamb

Someone you really want to give a blowjob to
by FLUFFYHEDGEHOG October 3, 2016
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White Elephant

when a double-sided dildo is passed around and used in and by a group of people.
that white elephant last night was wild.
by OfficialNewBalance December 15, 2023
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