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Free-tarding

The act of a person with special needs participating in leisure activities while feeling an immense amount of joy for life and the moment they are in. ie: dancing like no one is watching at a Christmas party.
Look at Kenny tearing up the dance floor, He's free-tarding hard, he thinks hes amazing.

Look at Sam out there surfing with that big smile, he's really free-tarding on that wave.
by Furious_G November 24, 2018
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cheap tard

Adjective

When you buy something at the Dollar store and it breaks before you accomplish the task for which you bought it...then you're a cheaptard.
Joe, the screwdriver you got at Dollar Tree to fix the door, broke before I could drive the first screw in, you cheap tard!!!
by aogm March 16, 2017
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Order-Tard

Someone who takes more than 5 min ordering at a drive thru even tho it's a fast food place and all the menus are basically the same.
There was a car in front of me at the drive thru being an order-Tard and took forever.
by LilMissCupcakexxx4 February 26, 2012
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TP-tard

People who hoard toilet paper for un-obvious reasons.
Why is there no toilet paper? Because all the TP-tards got it already!
by DaddyCoolest March 20, 2020
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'tard spiral

When tards pass 'tarded information on to other tards, leading to a giant clusterfuck.
"Did you hear that they're giving away 30 day free trials of Viagra?"
"STFU, I just called and they're not. The sales guy said they've been inundated with calls today because of this 'tard spiral."
by Krispy Fressh August 19, 2008
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Jar-tard

some one who struggles to open a jar
Billy-I cant open this jar!
Tommy-your a Jar-tard!
by SLAP'a'DODLE May 20, 2016
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Credit Tard

A person that uses one credit card to pay on another credit card.
I am guilty of being a Credit Tard.
by PoolGuyMr7 April 15, 2019
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