I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
by anonymous February 8, 2023
Get the Shadow The Hedgehogmug. by ShadowsOnDiscord February 12, 2022
Get the Shadowsmug. shadow jacking is where you are jacking off secretively like in a meeting room, in public(Just don't get a charge) or at a party
"Late at night, he thought no one was watching, but little did he know his roommate caught him shadow jacking behind the curtain, thinking the darkness made him invisible"
by Succc33d June 21, 2025
Get the shadow jackingmug. by AnderJaxi February 10, 2025
Get the Shadow of former selfmug. Using vague or misleading language to make a statement that protects your argument from being critically rejected.
“Economic prosperity worldwide is the number one driver of clean water and clean air” as said by Clay Higgins is a shadow screen for rich countries to pollute and pretend it is good for the world.
by Evidencebased1 July 21, 2024
Get the shadow screenmug. by Taeshaun September 13, 2023
Get the Shadowmug. by Chrimson85 July 4, 2025
Get the Chasing Shadowsmug.