You can’t put a pickle on an elephant

Something impossible/ something really weird

“I think she’s a right weirdo”
“You know what they say ; you can’t put a pickle on an elephant !”

by Geniaurse December 30, 2020

Elephanting

Claiming more importance/priority for the sake of it.

Enjoy my elephanting OP

by Not OP November 30, 2010

Elephanting

The invigorating and erotic action of a group gathering around a baby elephant and ejaculating on it. The elephant is then forced to drink and shoot the semen out of the blow-hole on it's trunk.

**This method may be used on humans but it will result in a smaller splash radius***

Jack and the boys are going out on a safari to go elephanting on Eli the elephant

by Slobber Knocker September 02, 2015

Elephanting

When you try to drink water with your mouth but you accidently sniff the water, it goes up your nose and you exhale aggressively making the water squirt everywhere out of your snout

Me: *Tries to drink water but sniffs it instead. exhales aggressively getting her wet *
Mom: OMG will you stop elephanting you retard

by Aizhiman January 31, 2016

Elephant promises

When you keep promising people that you're gonna do something but in reality you're not sure that you can keep it but you promise it anyway.

Jack keeps saying he'll make it to the party but it just sounds like elephant promises.

by Smithsonian Scratch November 21, 2014

He Owns Elephants

A way for middle schoolers to call someone a hoe to their face with out them knowing

Lol He Owns Elephants. She was with 3 guys last night

by Smg February 27, 2018

Elephant Choke

Willy Wonka's signature move in the WWF. He would often perform it on fat children.

What do you get when you gobble down sweets? Eating until you get Elephant Choked

by Johnny Bravo With A Dick September 04, 2016