e-sex

The act in which two very close lovers mate through a private call and moan weirdly into their mics. This form of sexual intercourse is free from STD's and has a pregnancy rate of 0%., therefore, no condoms are needed during this time.

"Hey, wanna join a private call and have e-sex."
"Sure, what we doing e-doggy."

by JT mad cute July 17, 2021

E-Nerd

A person who is on the internet often, is defined as an E-Nerd.

Is also defined by being addicted to Tumblr.

Josh: Where is Allison?
Mike: She's at home, browsing the internet.

Josh: What an E-Nerd.

by allisaurussrex November 7, 2011

E-Biff

Electronic biff AKA a vape.

Stems from the Northern English word biff meaning cigarette.

Oi lad give us a twat on your e-biff

by Gingerjamie May 5, 2022

E-wail

An e-mail of the complaints variety, especially when complaining about a company or business's shortcomings.

My vacuum cleaner broke after five minutes so I am going to send an e-wail to them to send me a new part.

by Red Joe10 September 16, 2009

e-Steteer

A member of e-Stet, a litigation support firm headquartered in Los Angeles, CA.

e-Steteers are ediscovery know-it-alls.

by e-Czarina April 11, 2013

e-errand

Running errands online, such as shopping or paying bills.

"I'm heading to the coffee shop for an hour to get online and run some e-errands."

by PeggyKJ January 29, 2012

e-pound

When one person engages in sexual activity with another over the internet using instant messaging, e-mail, or any other form of electronic communication.

Hey man, I heard you gave your girl a good e-pounding last night, way to go!

by THEMAGNIFICENT May 22, 2011