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Christmas Season

Christmas season starts on November 1st and is when people shall officially start listening to Christmas music and putting up Christmas decorations.
person 1: “Dude it’s Christmas Season!!!
person 2: “Finally!!”
by Dr. Taile November 11, 2019
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Turkish Christmas

When you alternate force feeding your friend seasame seeds and cups of water until they either throw up or piss their pants.
"Dude Jayden had an amazing Turkish Christmas last night!"
by MAKEOUTHILL666 December 21, 2017
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Christmas Juice

An alcoholic beverage that, quite literally, tastes of Christmas. Consists of dry gin and has an essence of raisin. Thought to have been discovered by a man known only as "Hal"
"Mmm this tastes like Christmas"
"Well duh, it's Christmas juice"
by MdotGeezy December 11, 2009
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Christmas Waffle

A vagina during the menstrual cycle that is infected to the extent that it exhibits a dark-light green color. The resulting red and green color is it's namesake.
Jan decided to suprise Peter by making her vagina more festive and went to obtain a christmas waffle from a nearby male prostitute.
by Noctoner December 25, 2010
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Christmas Ham

(Noun) A euphemism for having sex. Usually used in a way to suggest it was "achieved." Works with both genders.
Male No. 1: "What's up?"
Male No. 2: "Nothing much, except I got the Christmas Ham last night."
by Servanov_4_CH September 15, 2019
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Christmas driving

Impatient with the lights, he pulled out his Christmas driving, and showed the other drivers what an audacious guy can do on the road.
by Ninja Clan Lord December 26, 2015
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Christmas Syndrome

(n') - When you speak and don't listen to yourself
"The presents were great, it was like having Christmas in December" or "Yeah but the statue of the kitchen wouldn't fit in the cow"
by Hunter's Paw September 7, 2005
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