grandma blasting

Engaging in sexual intercourse with a female senior citizen or mother of a child in which that child had another child.

Person A: "Where have you been?"
Person B: "I've been grandma blasting, bro!"

by GrandmaBlaster September 3, 2012

fartic blast

A huge fart, one so big the furniture shakes

Dude, I just felt the couch shake from your fartic blast!

by ANW May 4, 2015

Triple Blast

A type of popsicle, similar to the single and the double blast, but instead having three blasts. Is usually seen in the mouth of mexican girls.

Damn, did you see that triple blast in Natalie's mouth yesterday???

by lolerskateshahatlol December 15, 2008

Baha Blast

The intense cumshot you receive from a donkey or caravan migrant while on holiday in Cabo San Lucas or Tijuana.

Damn Bro I'm still recovering from my Baha Blast, cant say I wont do it again but im gonna have this black eye and a rash for a while.

by BigMac94 February 28, 2019

blasting cap

What you put on your willy when you're about to stick it in a hole.

She'll suck your dick without a blasting cap.

by Danielle Woodcock January 24, 2011

Ass-blasted

When a big basketball players proceeds to body the hell out of you by dunking on you or making you look silly.

You can use it by saying “get totally ass-blasted” it can be used generally or for specific players like biceps giannis or David badass Robinson.

by Mickey.thanos.boy April 16, 2020

Fart Blasting

The act of spreading your ass cheeks apart in order to amplify the sound of a fart.

Johny was fart blasting me today and it was disgusting!

by Deadeyestink October 4, 2019