brown bread

From the Jack Osbourne sketch of the English TV show 'Bo Selecta'. Meaning brilliant.

Guest: Hey let's do this !
Jack: Woah, that's brown bread!

by Candice August 7, 2004

Bread Eye

(Like Pink-Eye) - To fart through a ham sandwich into ones eye and cause seepy,swollen, very red eyes.A.K.A shite eye

"Here mate, i just gave your slutty bitch a bread eye!"

"I gave you a wholemeal shite eye."

by David Nobel May 20, 2009

chessy bread

one of francesca's numerous nicknames along w/ sloot, two quatas, and queen sloot

little jimmy ate a box of chessy bread

by little jimmy March 28, 2003

chessy bread

so hot, nicest, and funnist person i know

Chessy Bread is amazingly good

by Anonymous March 28, 2003

Butter the bread

To do something absolutely discusting and horrible, for the sake of someone else.

Jerry: hey man I got my dick stuck in a toaster again
Jon: seriously
Jerry: can you help me get it out again
Jon: (sighs) why do I always have to be the one to butter the bread around here

by Thepariahpyromancer April 9, 2017

bread basket

The act of your balls slapping against a girl's backside during intercourse while your penis goes in and out. The baguette and the dinner rolls.

Man, I was going to static cling that girl but my balls got in the way. So instead, we bread basketed all night long.

by MomarVanDerCamp February 28, 2011

bread-maker

A sexual act performed by a man to a woman, in which he performs anal sex on her, shortly followed by vaginal sex, with the intended consequence being the development of a yeast infection by the woman.

"John did a bread-maker to Sally, and now it burns when she urinates."

by Davy Daniels June 11, 2006