Armed Jakes

Feds (police) that are armed. This is usually used in UK slang.
"Got Armed Jakes in the trap house, asked broski we can make it out"
by Mad Drillaaaa 69 420 May 31, 2020
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Jake Unger

Absolute peice of shit. Will sit on your girl’s face for a small fortune. Once ate a Quesorito from Taco Bell out of my ass( it was quite consensual). Known for dropping massive shats on the back of the bus. Also known as “A Complete Fucking Imbisile”. Also is known for saying the following phrase: “I am horny...tehehe. I’m a little gay boy, i just shit the bed come suck my thumb daddy.“
Holy fuck, step sis I’m sorry for urinating in the shower I feel like such a JAKE UNGER.
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Jake Toth

A jumbo nigga with a good block of weed and some cocane
by Daber104 March 11, 2019
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Jake Paul

“Hey man do u have jake paul?”

“What?

Jake Paul, cancer, DU
by 69luke December 01, 2018
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jake paul

the most cancerous thing ever on earth he caused all of the dinosaurs to die
'' what is that'' '' oh shit run it is jake paul
by thetruth1010 March 19, 2019
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jake paul

jake paul is a mother fucking asshole who is inappropriate he's disgusting I lost full respect for him he's a hoe he's trash and ew

Like does he not fucking know that his fan base is like 12 and below like most of them
he was only useing erika costell for views We all knew it was her it doesn't fucking matter he's such a bitch
And the fact like she didn't do shit to him and she misses him and he dont give af

he's still inspiring as in paying for ur own mansion and getting a lot of cars but other than that he's garbage
he only cares about getting high and drunk

HES A MOTHER FUCKING ASSHOLE IF U SEE THIS UNSUBSCRIBE TO HIM
jake paul is a fucking bitchass hoe
by kara_boo1612 April 25, 2020
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Jake Paul

Doctor told me that I have Jake Paul
by Pussy Destroyer 69696969 December 04, 2019
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