Talking Shit

Most of Urban Dictionary's definitions. This place has really gone downhill.

Dictionary definition of Atheist:
Disbelief in a god.
Urban Dictionary:
A fedora wearing neckbeard who has no lyfe and is a 40 yr old virgin hurr durr!!
Talking shit is Urban Dictionary's only purpose...

by Talking shit September 19, 2014

Talking on the Phone

Another term for having sex. Can also mean masturbating.

She was talking on the phone with her boyfriend last night.

by Cristy October 02, 2005

Talking Politics

when you kiss your bosses ass majorly in order to get what you want and where you want! And seeing as politicians have no clue as to what they are talking about, we being the chapsticks do not what exact way to glide the balm to their butts! Therefore we call it Talking Politics!!

You must have been talking politics to get that promotion!

by princessfrmfaraway July 27, 2009

Talking Kyle

When someone is spraffing something completely shite and nothing to do with your current subject.

Guy1 : I stole a 2 litres bottle of juice in my trousers

Guy2 : Nah mate, your talking kyle

by Jambohmfc May 17, 2009

butt-talking

The act of beginning a conversational tangent on a topic you are familiar and knowledgable of, but then drifting off into areas of knowledge that the speaker "doesn't know is true for sure but preety sure it is".

When this happens, someone listening to said tangent may make the statement "now you're just butt-talkin." This act is usually followed by a small piece of Humble Pie served to the speaker and a belly laugh by everyone involved. Followed by another bong hit.

"Ya know, the human brain gets rid of weak and sick brain cells all the time"

"Really? Wow I didnt' know that."

"Yeah, and it's also known that alcohol preys on the weaker and sicker cells in your brain"

"Hrmm, interesting..."

"So, it's only common sense that when I start drinking I always feel smarter!"

"Well, now you're just butt-talkin!"

by Joonyer September 02, 2004

naughty talk

Talking dirty and/or just sexual for no reason.

Hey Joe
Hey
You're such a swine
As in pork, ham , bacon, and sausage?
So basically, I just called you delicious.
*Makes poker face* Heh heh heh. NAUGHTY TALK!

by GDRF December 08, 2015

myspace talk

when you use abbreviated words when you talk to all your friends on myspace.

MYSPACE TALK ;

lol- laugh out loud
jk- just kidding
lmao- laugh my ass off
rofl- roll on the floor laughing

by kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk October 01, 2008