Sex Story

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Sam and Jade got home from a date. Sam threw Jade on the bed and ripped his clothes off. Jade lifted up her dress. Sam jabbed his penis into Jade. Jade let out a load moan. Jade grabbed a dildo from her bed and shoved it in her ass. Sam kept going and fucking Jade as hard as he could. Sam’s penis was covered in cum. Sam pulled out. Jade started matsurbating. She shoved her middle finger in her vagina and wriggled it around. John grabbed his penis in an up and down motion. Over and over. Jade looked at the door to see one of her kids sitting there masturbating with cum everywhere. Jade started licking the floor for her 9 year old’s cum.

That was a very short sex story.

by J.K. Rowling of Sex Stories May 2, 2023

Fuck Love Story

A snapchat story where you show who made you say fuck love.

Mainly a private story

Hey add me to your Fuck Love Story I wanna know who hurt you

by Azxaesz February 24, 2020

Cinderella Love Story

A private story on Snapchat that talks about your Current relationship or past relationship that turned out to actually be good and not shitty.

“Yooo did you see Mya’s Cinderella Love Story ?, It was mad cute”

by Bootytalk65 February 23, 2020

Cool story bro

When someone tells you something and you simply don't care.

Person 1: Man, I don't feel like living anymore. My grandpa died yesterday.

Person 2: Cool story bro.

by Thatbrodude August 3, 2016

Glenn Reasor story

A story that is made up, opinionated, blown out of proportion, and lack any kind of accuracy.

That isn’t true! You just told a Glenn Reasor story!

by Not just a pretty face November 10, 2019

Good story Moose

A ginger that goes by the name of moose, who only tells shitty stories that does not relate to anything important or funny.

Moose: Remy was talking shit saying we were gonna lose.

Everyone: wow “Good story Moose!”

by Moose’s stories November 29, 2018

long story medium

A midway point betwixt a long story and its bullet points ("long story short"). Extra useless information is provided strictly to occupy more of the reader/listener's time.

A "long story medium" will contain less information than the original story upon which it is based, but can still be condensed further into a shorter, more succinct story.

There's so much to tell about last night's date, but long story medium, we went to dinner where we both ordered entrees and the appetizers were delicious, saw a movie which was 2 hours long, ate ice cream in 3 different flavours, and I now have an STI.

by math-o-nerd June 11, 2010