Penn State

Penn state is basically a collection of fuck-ups. Every convicted felon and rapist putting in for college consider this university among their top 3. Penn state acts like a seive so as to not allow any fuck-ups into other, wholesome universities.

Students often brag of legendary coaches and awesome football programs but are constantly let down. Only one question matters: How many National titles has Penn State won? The answer is of course; zero.

Yeah... I go to Penn State.

by chris6969696969 March 5, 2011

Bluefield State College

A regular college that got chewed on and spit back up. Bluefield State is absolutely the poorest example of an institution of higher learning in the country... nope scratch that... the WORLD.

This is an institution of professors who are brain-dead morons, with IQ's of no more than 80 (yes, they're THAT stupid.) Students consider suicide, homicide, and both at bluefield (not because of difficult classes. Actually, exactly the opposite.)

Don't go to bluefield if they pay you to go. It's the worst experience and it makes people less intelligent. One student has gone here over an Ivy League (Yale) but picked bluefield due to financial issues.

Plain and simply, Bluefield wants the academic atmosphere of Berkeley, although it has the stability of the bermuda triangle.

TO HELL WITH BLUEFIELD STATE COLLEGE AND EVERYTHING TO DO WITH IT.

by Stan.Ford.Grad.2013 September 30, 2012

Tully State High School

A rural Australian school that offers education to the local rednecks and community inbreds. It has a very strong reputation of being a complete copy cat and an underdog of Innisfail state college, yet it still fails to strive as it uses Tropical Cyclone Yasi as an excuse for typical slacking off in the school's education system and although it is still capable of providing funding for formal uniforms in an attempt to make Tully kids look successful.

Tully state high school is also known for the 'Tully high school pool' (a large pool of water new the schools facilities after failures to dig a drain) and Tully Memes ( a facebook page dedicated to making memes about Tully)

'OMG Tully state high school is so povo!'

by The Illuminatixxx January 3, 2013

penn state

The place where 3/4 of the population have a passion for penis. Fans talk so much shit and when they lose, they cry and blame it on the anyone else but their own pathetic, shitty, sports team.

Overall, Penn State and their fans are complete garbage!!!

Penn State fan: "we would have won if the fans would make a call....although we suck a lot of cock."

by psufan666 February 24, 2010

staten island iced tea

A refreshing summer time treat - half Budweiser and half Hawaiian-Punch.

What is the most refreshing drink after a long day at the tanning salon? A staten island iced tea, of course!

by jmasilotti July 14, 2014

brooklyn staten island transfer

When you are in the shower and the urge to poop overwhelms you. You dont want to perform the Manhattan Mudboot, so instead you poop into your hand, and toss it into the bowl.

Me- Dude, I was in the shower today and all of a sudden I had to drop a log.
Friend- So what did you do, the Manhattan Mudboot?
Me- No way man, I just did the Brooklyn Staten Island Transfer!
Friend- WOW! You've been eating these chicken wings and licking your fingers all afternoon!
Me- Oh Shit!

by NutZachNY March 29, 2011

Ohio State Buckeyes

The school to attend if you want to receive a college degree while taking classes such as "AIDS Awareness" and "Basket Weaving". The university has also been known to hand out free money to its football and basketball players, which is highly against the NCAA rules. Just ask Maurice Clarrett and Troy Smith.

School Booster: Hey Maurice, want me to buy you a new car since you can't afford one with all your college tuition?
Maurice Clarrett: Sure dawg, but don't tell Coach Tressell.

by hexum January 19, 2005