Squash Bitch

Someone who reckons they're shit hot at squash, and yet when they play you, they're like some sort of retard.

Hey Martyn, you said you were gonna roast me, and yet you just lost 4-0. I mean, 4 feckin 0. You're some sort of Squash Bitch. Retard.

by Lard1 February 22, 2011

Squashed

To be sat on and get your toes licked

Oh no I was in my room and someone squashed me

by COOLGIRL357 September 22, 2018

Yellow Squash

Zucchini

Alright, I won't elaborate on how I found this out, it's a long story. Let's just say that it took me and a friend buying the wrong thing twice, wasting money, and being yelled at for it. If a Korean recipe calls for yellow squash or blue pumpkin, they probably mean zucchini. Damn, they can hardly speak the language sometimes yet they decide to make up a few words of their own. I don't understand it, I really don't :<

Mother: You! Get me..yellow squash!
Me: *leaves and comes back with yellow squash*
Mother: AAaaghh! Stupid! That not yellow squash! Go get mommy yellow squash!

by Voodoo Squash June 23, 2004

Shark Squash

A person who likes it in the ear and is normally retarded.

Bro adriana is such a shark squash." "Yea dude shes so crazy.

by saket yo April 26, 2011

suicide squat

A squat so heavy that a person at least injures themselves. If done successfully the injury can even be terminal.

Did you hear that John made a suicide squat? I hope he survives.

by Agiz August 24, 2016

Girls Squads

Girls Squads always try to imitate or copy things done by their boyfriends or other guy friends squad, like using there jokes. And that's also how jokes go dead.

Man those Girls Squads took our joke

by The_real_definitions December 15, 2017

Diddly squat

Nothing

"I cannot do diddly squat without hearing all these leftists complain about something new every hour

by 91_Percent_Isopropyl June 20, 2018