Time Squared

When you are walking down the street and stupid foreigners stop in front of you because the light is red, even though there are no cars coming.

Matt: Sorry it took me so long to get here, I got Time Squared like 5 times on the walk over.
Josh: Yeh I hate those stupid tourists

by Angry New Yorker November 30, 2011

granny square

A grandmother's private square.

'dude, I can totally see MeeMaw's granny square!'

by Babs x2 October 26, 2013

Sphincter Square Dance

When one is lying on their side, being penetrated anally, it's the squirming and moving about that one does to remove the inserted penis or object before defecation.

I was really getting it in and she started doing the sphincter square dance so I knew it was coming to an abrupt end.

by FletchRFletcher November 19, 2014

selfie squared

The act of Taking a selfie of your selfie

I selfie squared myself at the Grand Canyon

by Urban fanatic May 5, 2015

T squared

Also known as a "tinder tear," this term refers to an individual that crushes major ass on tinder over a time period.

On his latest T Squared, Adam Dynes crushed over 5 different chicks over a 3 month time period.

by Drm2099501 January 2, 2016

dookie squares

Toilet Paper or Moist Flush-able wipes used to clean yourself after defecating.

"Hey! This bathroom is all outta dookie squares! Someone bring me a fresh roll!

by Jmanvega310 May 10, 2016

Greasy Square Head

A faggot who takes (or used to take) too many selfies for the average male, which is known to be very fucking gay. He is also known for having a very cubed head and having very greasy long hair. Can get so greasy to the point where you can cook McDonalds fries in it. Tasty right?

(working at McDonalds)

Greasy Square Head - Hey Joe, lets take a selfie with me, you and the deep frier!

Joe - Don't be a homo dude, you are the deep frier, You greasy square head!! Idiot...

by BaconEh September 23, 2016