Silent Football

A gentlemans game not to be mentioned except between other gentlemen, and should not be mentioned on "muggle" sites like this

I traveled to San Fransisco while studying Sig Freud last night
(any words that start with S and F stand for Silent Football

by Mr. Kroaky September 1, 2010

Silk Out

To silk out, to leave a social engagement early or fall asleep whilst still there.

Jonny's so lame, he silked out at the party last night.

Hey guys I'm gonna have to silk out I'm afraid my mum says it's past my bedtime.

Don't invite Jimmy he'll only silk out again.

by HuanShong123 October 13, 2009

Silly goose

Skeepy is A silly goose
Said DadBoyHalo

Your skin look like A silly goose
Ur A skeppy

by TheirDaughter August 11, 2020

silent sally

A young, good looking girl with one major flaw- the bitch doesnt talk. A typical relationship with a Silent Sally includes hundreds of pointless text messages in which you both discuss the same bullshit in an attempt to get laid. In person, she really wont say anything unless you ask a question, in which the typical response consists of one word.

You- "How was your day?"

Silent Sally- "Good."

You- "Anything cool happen?"

Silent Sally- "No."

You- "Wanna come over?"

Silent Sally- "No."

You- "Why not?"

Silent Sally- "Soccer."

You- "Ok, see ya later then..."

Silent Sally- "Bye."

by john vilma September 21, 2007

silent sex

what married people do when they're too cheap to get a second hotel room, and have to have sex with two sleeping 7 year olds in the next bed. Usually accompanied by silent shushing faces, muffled giggles and careful movements so as not to make the bed creak. Culminates in silent grimaces during climax.

Stan and Diane got a great hotel in Maui for their 10th anniversary, but ending up having to have silent sex, since it was too pricey to get a second room for the twins

by Veranda Collingwood February 26, 2011

silly goober

something you say to someone after they say sum gay ass shit in public loud enough for people to hear.

kyle: yes bae
caleb: you’re such a silly goober

by galesburg January 1, 2022

silverchair

silverchair kick fucking ass - they are rad.

"man! drinking vodka and banging sluts is almost as good as listening to silverchair!"

by soup June 11, 2003