Toilet Shark

A creature spawned from the bowels of the repulsive human being, the Toilet Shark often preys on its victims in the Northern end of Todd Park Harbour.

Very territorial, the Toilet Shark will mark its domain with excrement’s from its fecal gland. Sightings of this monster are most common mid-afternoon around 3:30pm.

There have been multiple sightings of a Toilet Shark today, everyone please get out of the pool.

by Task Force 2 November 11, 2020

Shark Sex

Shark sex involves a lot of biting, thrashing and rolling around! Often the male has to bite the female's back, flanks and fins in order to get into a position to mate successfully

I'm dominant in bed. I'm into shark sex

by hor00s October 23, 2023

Land Shark

A Land Shark is a common term used within Policing in the UK regarding General Purpose Police Dogs.

Let the Land Shark out, see if they can find them.
Watch out, I've let a land shark loose.

by Foxtrot-Uniform-Charlie-Kilo March 20, 2022

stuffing the shark

Verb; A sexual act in which one partner is suspended by the ankles while performing oral sex on their partner.

I barely got any sleep, I was up all night stuffing the shark.
Kristina's eyes are blood shot because she is always stuffing the shark.
Will this hook support the weight of a human? I plan on stuffing the shark later.

by SharkStuffer247365 December 18, 2017

Weed Shark

A weed shark is a shark that is high and always steals your girlfriend

Dude 1: Man he is such a weed shark
Dude 2: He stole my girl. What a weed shark.

by Mxlllyyy June 6, 2018

playing sharks

When someone decides to eat your food; so in return, you eat theirs.

Mutha fucka ate my sandwich! Guess we all playing sharks up in here!

by djspeck August 16, 2016

Hair shark

Someone who scouts for attractive people with bad haircuts so when the hair grows back and they are attractive again, they will already be there.

Girl A: “Did you see Marks new haircut? Its so bad! He was so much hotter before!”
Girl B: “Apparently Genna is trying to swoop!”
Girl A: “Of course she is. Shes a hair shark. Genius move actually!”

by Greanbeen January 18, 2020