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I can't tell you its a secret
It was a secret that Dave was gay, but everyone knew it
by Cute lil bitch March 18, 2019
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secret waffle

When you give ‘em a good ole waffle stomp in the shower and don’t tell anyone. Then everyone finds out a few days later when the tubs overflowing and water is making its way to the basement from the second story.
Damn it Becky! Did you give me a secret waffle!? My comic books downstairs are soaked and there’s water dripping out of the can lights in the kitchen. The drywalls a little iffy but I don’t think I’m going to replace that. That was a good secret waffle. What a great surprise
by J rock from the dirty E February 28, 2025
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in Her Majesty's secret cervix

Humorous reference to how easy a time James Bond seems to have with getting hot chicks into his bed during a UK-government-ordered mission.
Double-Oh-Seven is so handsome and charming dat he could probably “score big wif da babes” whether he was in Her Majesty's secret cervix or not!
by QuacksO October 8, 2023
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Secret Neons

On adopt me roblox a secret neon is a pet that doesn’t have the neon or fly or ride sign but when you equip it it turns into a neon. These are very rare and hard to get. People trade visible mega neon giraffes and adds for them, but there are no secret neon legendary pets, only starfish can be secret neons and only about 159 people have these secret neon pets.
Person 1: Hey dude! I just got two secret neons starfish!
Person 2: Woah! Really? I’ll offer a mega neon kangaroo and mega neon bat dragon!
by NewFissy November 7, 2020
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secret squoggit sauce

the better term for aloe vera for when your stark white bitch ass gets burned to a crisp and looks like red 40
damn my pretarded ass got burned like a squoggit, gonna need to shuck the plant for some secret squoggit sauce to relieve my bitch ois
by forble June 9, 2025
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Secrets of worldwide participants

Today we talk about Chima... Have we ever thought about who Chima lover is... Well today you shall know.. did you know that Chima is Married? Yes Chima is Married to a girl in WW3 named "Racheal" no one has ever seen this fact but it seems like Chima is no longer interested in her... We notice that Chima does not give her attention anymore and has become non challant towards her by chiking other girls. Tune in!!! For the next chapter!!!!!
Secrets of worldwide participants pt10!!
by Alabs March 1, 2024
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secret delete

Placing a friend on "hide" in your facebook news feed. In essence not being able to read every little thing happening within their personal bubble.

Simply put...you can secret delete someone you would like to delete from your friendlist, but don't want to go through the agonizing experience of having to explain it to them.
Jim: Hey, Joe...did you read what that moron Dave posted as his Facebook status last night? Simply the dumbest thing I have ever read.

Joe: No, I've had him on secret delete for a couple weeks now. He is such a feedclogger If I didn't work with him I would have deleted him completely.
by Crimson X December 5, 2010
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