A tangible measure of sea roughness in a storm defined by the movement of your beer on the bar of your North Sea ferry to Amsterdam
Blimey mate, I reckon it's beerfort scale 8 tonight, I had to be like Joe Root in the slips to catch that Moretti!!
by Crookesie December 27, 2023
Get the Beerfort Scalemug. (Pronounced like dik' son fish' scale) the measurement used, usually by men, when bragging about certain body parts and/or the size of the fish they caught.
Mary was very shocked and oh so disappointed when she realized that Mark had measured using The Dicks & Fish Scale.
by Big Guy Richard April 26, 2022
Get the Dicks & Fish Scalemug. The pillsbury scale is the level of attractiveness of an individual's abdomen based on how much their belly button inspires you to poke it.
The scale is mostly a phenominalogical experience and as a consequence has yet to be concretely defind.
The scale is mostly a phenominalogical experience and as a consequence has yet to be concretely defind.
by Puhtooie February 18, 2019
Get the pillsbury scalemug. by DeathGadget September 12, 2021
Get the food chubb scalemug. A scale ranging from 1 to 3, measuring peepee lengths, 3 being massive and 2 being average. Nothing outside this scale exists, that would not be realistic.
“My peepee is a 3 on the Sanctusian Scale.”
“That is huge good for you mine is 2.”
“That’s okay 1 through 3 are all the sizes and yours is average mine is just enormous. Let’s high five.”
“That is huge good for you mine is 2.”
“That’s okay 1 through 3 are all the sizes and yours is average mine is just enormous. Let’s high five.”
by Sollygiise May 21, 2023
Get the Sanctusian scalemug. by Emain Sarves January 31, 2022
Get the Grange rating scalemug. by that fat guy September 17, 2016
Get the 1-10 Female attractiveness scale.mug.