your retarded

An ironic misuse of the word your. As a last ditch effort to conceal one's own mental failings, often people will claim it was a joke; however, only people more retarded than the initial tard will believe they were actually joking, and also that typing "your retarded" constitutes as a joke.

Jim: No, you mean you're retarded as in you are retarded.
Dick: No bro, I was being ironic, you know? Your retarded.
Jim: Funny... don't have children.

by Gramar Not See November 15, 2009

social retard

A pioneer in that they know that the social arena these days is throughly poisoned and full of just plain ol' non-mentally handicapped retards (i.e., people who, if they only tried just a little bit, could actually use their brains and then might make themselves somewhat bearable).
Therefore, so-called "social retards" are smart enough to stay away from that shitfest (i.e., most bars and clubs) and realize that it would be a total waste of energy to spend time out with those stupid looking, ugly morons.

It's better to be a social retard than a retard that actually sees something good in going out to a toxic social envirnment like a bar.

by sheallee March 23, 2009

Sexual Retard

When someone, usually a guy, doesn't know how to flirt or get on with the sex. Horribly bad or inexperienced at sex. Excels at being an asshole. Usually brags about getting bitches, but is stumped when he actually has a chance to fuck. Turns girls off completely.

Stacy: Baby, I'm SSSSSOOOOO horny!!! PLEASE FUCK ME!!!
Danny: UUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH...
Stacy: You know what? Fuck outta here you sexual retard!

by Ghost Rider ;) April 1, 2017

Retard Juice

Another name for Diet Coke

Ron: You know those Diet Cokes are worse for ya than regular Coke Classic
Erika: They should call it retard juice
Dave:I like a Diet Coke
Erika: They should call it retard juice, they should call it retard juice.

by ghost towne May 7, 2021

retard room

where all the retards are taught, they like to bunch them together so they won't harm normal people.

We're going past the retard room, the brains of the school.

check the note of sarcasm.

by chloerose444 February 18, 2009

retard alarm

is when a person doesn't think straight

Can i eat a plastic? no you retard alarm

by retard alarm March 28, 2016

Retard Factory

1. A place where alcoholics and heroin junkies meet to date one another and talk about how their life sucks.

I want to start going to the retard factory to see if there is any loose women there.

by NikeT1138 March 23, 2021