queef

a frontal fart

Person A "Pee-uh whats that horrible smell" Person B "Sorry I just totally queefed!"

by tblack99 March 7, 2009

Commander in Queef

A female Commander in Chief aka President

Ladies and gentleman allow me introduce the next Commander in Queef, Hillary Rodham Clinton, of the United States of America!

by miesfuller June 1, 2016

Male queef

Male Queef, this is when the male has been eating that much bad junk food they persistently keep on letting out small little farts that smell like pure shit to point where you have to go to the toilet to drop a log.

Hey man i just did the male queef, I’m going to have to go for a tom tit.

by ZAandNA January 27, 2018

Queef Shower

When a man is eating out a woman and she has a very juicy queef that splatters in his face.

Yo, I was eating this bitch and she gave me a queef shower so I smacked her and went home.

by Andy K April 21, 2004

Queef-burger

a larger version of the queef-biscut, or a queef biscut that is grilled

tom grilled up a queef-burger from a queef-biscut that he found on the bed after sex

by Adam Irwin September 28, 2005

gay queef

Another word for fart. As it is gas/air that comes from the anus.

"Someone's been gay queefing all over that section of the bookstore."

by politicallycorrectish February 21, 2012

Oral Queef

1. When a person expels a "pfffpfpff" or "belch" sound from their mouth after eating-out a person's vagina. It will smell like their partner's orpheus.

2. When a person's voice cracks unexpectedly while talking.

Oral Queefed, Oral Queefs, Oral Queefing, Oral Queefitous

Mark: "Hey man, *pffpfpff* what's up?"
Tom: "Eww man! You just Oral Queefed in my face!!"
Mark: "Sorry, I was with Josie last night.

Dude: "My voice just cracked."
Dudette: "Thats called an Oral Queef."

Guy: "Wanna go see that ba**nd?"
Girl: "Dude, Your voice totally just Oral Queefed"

by Mr. Piklington August 17, 2010