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Smiti pose 

BY THE WAY.
the other definition is WRONG!
This is the REAL definition:

An O-shaped mouth expression, fingers together, left hand adjacent to the face, used for when a spider is seen. Almost seems to be put-on, I mean who really poses that dramatically when they see a spider?
*Smiti happily types away to a friend on a facebook, a spider scuttles past on the desk she is working on*

....... *5 seconds later, turns webcam on, does the smiti pose*
Smiti: AHHH I JUST SAW A SPIDER!
Smiti pose by lissie p June 21, 2010
I way to express yourself as the dominant species in certain situations. If you are counter t posed you can reee to show you extreme dominance aswell
Bully - give me your money
Guy - *t pose*
Bully - sorry man here's mine
T Pose by Joey Forhay June 6, 2018
A poser is someone who tries to fit into a profile they aren't. People who try to give off the impression that they are one thing when they are really another.
Also, a poser can be one who says they can do something that they can't.
Or more commonly, a poser is someone who, when doing something successfully, takes more than enough credit for it.
Lots of types of Posers, for example The guys who hang out with skateboarders but can't actually skate, even though they have a board.
posers by K~ August 10, 2003

poker habit 

an affectionate term for any addiction, especially gambling.
son: Dad, what is a poker habit?

Dad: son, it's when people are addicted, mostly to games where you need to bet money. it becomes a disease that needs to be treated ASAP in that particular individual. Otherwise, people can lose their financial savings. marriages, property and may even end up doing harakiri to avoid shaming those close to them.
poker habit by Uncle Dimma April 7, 2013

sexy man pose 

An internet meme created by the BFFs Battlefield Friends

Sexy Man Pose can be seen as an ironic form of trolling or as an alternative to tea bagging in the first person shooter Battlefield 3.

After killing an opponent the player will lie down next to the corpse of their victim in prone position and change from their side arm to their main weapon creating the sexy man pose.
The gesture produced by sexy man pose resembles that of a reclining catalogue model and can appear to be strangely homoerotic. A whole squad can work the pose arranging themselves around the victim to “…spread out like a bunch of man candy.”
sexy man pose by ZbrushCentral November 5, 2013

jiggery pokery 

Sassafras! I won't stand for this jiggery pokery.
jiggery pokery by dirodaman July 13, 2015