papers

Documents necessary to pass into another country or legally live there, such as a passport, visa, or green card.

Fred: "Dag dogg, I can't believe El Rodeo shut down. What's up with that?"
Billy: "Yeah, you know that dirty guy Jose that runs the place, that dirty Mexican...they deported his dirty ass."
Fred: "Man everyone knew that dirty wetback didn't have papers. What a shame. That joint had good tacos."
Billy: "Word."

by Nick D December 4, 2003

Papers

In reference to someone being tested and clean for STDs.

Bobby: Man that girl susie looks like a little whore.

Tommy: Yeah, but she just got her papers.

by TalleysCorner August 7, 2009

Toilet paper chicken

A sign of a slightly dysfunctional share house. The toilet paper has run out and everyone bitches about it but there has been no agreement to take it in turns to buy more and no conversation occurs to resolve the situation. The person who bought the last packet flat out refuses to buy more out of principle so it is a game of chicken between the remaining housemates to see who gives in first and buys some more.

"We ran out off ass-wipe and my housemates have been playing toilet paper chicken for almost a week now. I'm really getting sick of using tissues"

by Pajama Bandit October 13, 2009

Sand papering

to dry-hump a broad who doesn't want anything to do with you.

"you should have seen this broad I sand papered on the weekend."

by Glovemonkey June 6, 2003

talking through a paper ass

Verb. One who talks through a ass of paper. A liar.

Daughter: "Mom, i may have aids."
Mother: "Aw, stop talking through a paper ass."

by ASmith June 11, 2006

Paper or plastic?

A question one asks when one is told of a very ugly girl. In effect, it is asking whether this girl should take to wearing a paper sack over her head, or whether she's so incredibly fuck-awful that the only thing left is for her to suffocate herself with a plastic bag.

Dude, I met this chick at a Wendy's the other night. She was super into me. Too bad she was fugly...

How bad? Like, paper or plastic?

by Jamocahchip June 12, 2010

man with a paper asshole

basically an idiot/Jerk

He's such a jerk - he's a man with a paper asshole

by hiltononian June 3, 2006