not my pool not my camels

The act of selling black tar heroin behind a CVS to single fathers

“Hey what’re u doing Friday?””

“Not my pool not my camels”

by Huebert remington April 21, 2024

Noodle pool

A gay porn featuring all straight men who are not allowed to take viagra or have their women get them hard.

I rented 'noodle pool' last night and expected to see some hard core gay porn. Instead, I watched 30 straight men stand around in a pool and be embarrassed because they were flaccid. FML.

by Liza M. June 08, 2010

Blue pool

When you pee in the pool and the chemical that turns your urine blue takes effect.

yesterday my little brother took a pis in the pool and it turned into a blue pool when the chemical reaction occurred.

by holllaaaaaapoooopyyybooottyyyy April 04, 2012

A Pool

Being pregnant

Hey I heard Jennies a pool now. She's got kids swimming in her.

by Lettanina March 26, 2009

Relaxing by the pool

Laying back enjoying the afterglow following a session of self-pleasure…resulting in a small ‘pool’

Ahhhhh, now I’m just relaxing by the pool.

by PoopEmoji22 May 22, 2022

Pool Que

A pool que is used in the classic gentleman's game of pool to hit the white billiard into the other billiard balls in order to claim victory.

Gentleman 1: Do you fancy a game of pool?
Gentleman 2: I would fancy one good sir. Please allow me to retrieve the pool ques.

by Iconic Gentleman August 20, 2019

i’m at the pool

I love you, let’s get married

Person 1: What did he say??
Person 2: He said ‘I’m at the pool’
Person 1: OMG UR GETTING MARRIED

by iliketoeattoast September 27, 2020