Pole Class

Selling handjobs while wearing elbow-length white satin gloves.

Had my first pole class tonight and it totally kicked my butt!

by literate_white_trash April 24, 2015

pole milk

Semen. Sperm. Spunk.

Janet likes the taste of Justin's pole milk.

Justin delivered a sample of his pole milk to the urologist after his vasectomy.

by ElSpoonage March 31, 2018

South Pole Elf

An individual that thrives on ruining the excitement and wonder of others.

"Wind and Solar are the future of power!"
"Yeah, idiot, who needs falcons and desert tortoises anyway?"
"Wow...you are definitely a South Pole Elf."

by Kind Cruelty November 20, 2021

Privilege Pole

A white mans penis.

People are all different, some people love BBC, others love the Privilege Pole.

by imhypershadow July 18, 2018

Pole Patch

The international symbol for homosexuality, used by homo's world wide to symbol that their mouth has a distinct taste for pole

Wow... Gian actually has a Pole Patch... No wonder his facebook doesn't give a sexual preference.

by Todd the destroyer June 15, 2011

Puff Pole

A pole puffer is someone engaging in the activity pole puffing. Pole on pole action, or just a pole fiddler.

Oi wizzle get over here and puff my pole, shit off ste you fat nerd i dont puff pole you nonce.

by Lethal Wizzle 1995 November 5, 2019

Kiss The Pole

When you are unbuckled while speeding in a car and you drive as fast as you can into a pole making you fly into the pole.

I'm going to kiss the pole tonight.

by nachotaco February 22, 2023