Tohtum pole

What da sinister bespectacled mid-1930's-era black-hat-wearing Nazi henchman hoped to have erected in his honor after helping to deliver da Lost Ark to his evil German-extremist supervisors.
Past generation of Native Americans were mostly a peaceable sort who shunned violence or greed, so they would have totally "turned over in their graves" if anybody had constructed a Tohtum pole in honor of dat selfish ruthless Gestapo maniac!
by QuacksO October 28, 2021
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pole vacuum

a cocksucking whore who will suck cock at any time, for any reason, at any place, for anyone, but especially for elderly people with a credit card and a beamer.
thera is a total pole vacuum.
by use pi, bitch! September 07, 2008
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pole management

The ability of an individual to make a male penis ejaculate properly within a respectful time frame.
Wow dude she exercised great pole management last night after the party. I was able to get to sleep early!
by Goohlevich December 28, 2015
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pole slap

To completely dominate an opponent or opposing group into submission
Dude, did you see the football team won 52-0?

Yeah man, we totally pole slapped them!
by BrianTheCornGuy November 17, 2023
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running poles

On a baseball field, running pole to pole from the outfield wall. Usually used as a form of punishment.
"Why is Nate running poles?"
"I think he mouthed off to a coach."
by papamurph43 April 06, 2017
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pole gazer

Pronounced: Pohl gay-zer.

-Adverb.

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Pole gazed
Pole gazing.
The compulsion to stare fixedly at the convex protrusion an individuals groin area creates from genitalia protuberance.
You can't take Kelley anywhere, she is such a pole gazer!! Always staring at their bulge like they don't notice!!
by Ravyn Monroe September 29, 2021
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Pole Jumper

A woman who heedlessly sleeps with men just for the sake it.
I agree that Jenna has become quite the pole jumper; ever since she left that no good, deadbeat Husband.
by Catfishin September 05, 2018
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