pocket lego

When you shove a lego up your urethra

Yes daddy put that pocket LEGO up even higher

by Bjornspeckien January 19, 2018

pocket surfing

The act of self gratification by means of putting hand in pocket. Similar to pocket pool but more agressive and obviously wet....

Dave is such a fag bag all he wants to do at work is sit in the truck and go pocket surfing all day.

by jim jangle January 16, 2012

Ravioli Pocket

When you creampie a chick while she's on her period.

"Did you hear? Ian gave Ana a Ravioli Pocket Last Night!"

by King_Kumquat March 27, 2019

Squash Pocket

One tight cunt.

I'm horny. I better find me a squash pocket to creampie.

by coxtroker April 2, 2009

pocket socket

When you cut a hole in your pocket and masturbate.

Bro you should really Pocket Socket with me.

by Durdhrhrhidrhrhrh April 9, 2017

pocket rodeo

when you insert your finger into someone ELSE'S pocket in order to:

a.) break awkward silences
b.) break the ice
c.) be a creep

girl 1: *insert's finger into girl 2's pocket* "pocket rodeo!!"
girl 2: "wtf, get your finger out of my pocket."

by fingerling2323 October 15, 2010

Pocket shot

A single 50ml bottle of alcohol used to spike drinks for self enjoyment at the bar and club because drinks are too damn expensive

Bryan: yo, you just got a lemonade?
Ryan: nah dude i’ve got a pocket shot
*cracks open a 50ml malibu and pours it into the lemonade*
Bryan: yo... sick!

by Well Education March 26, 2021