may i please fart in your mouth

a simple question

girlfriend: May I please fart in your mouth.

dude: Well I guess so, since it's from a women.

squirt!!!

dude: It was nasty you squirted in my eye.

girlfriend: Whats a squirt? Shit? Im so sorry that I just shit in your eye.

by Ren_Walker_ November 17, 2011

Please-Proceed-In-Restating-Your-Words

MY way of saying "Hey, ummm... I can't understand what you are saying, you should... ummm... say that again?"

But my way is super cool!

"Hey! Oobachookaloomakooba!"

"Please-proceed-in-restating-your-words!"

"Oh, I said ooba chooka looma kooba!"

"O...kay? Thanks!"

by Veronica Erickson January 29, 2009

Bitch Please

A word used when someone says something stupid or something like that.

The Walking Dead(lol i love it I can't help it)

Carl (little 8 year old boy) - Dad, the walkers(zombies) look so scary I'm so scared!!!

Rick (Carl's daddy) - Bitch please.

by SomeDude2003 February 9, 2014

ninja please

like nigga please but for ninjas!

Ninja Number 1: Man that jive turkey is whack!
Ninja Number 2: Ninja Please!

by bigmattzilla November 2, 2007

the pleaser

when you insert you pointer, middle, and ring fingers into a girls vagina. sometimes causing pain but most of the time extreme pleasure.

dude he used the pleaser on his girl last night and she was screaming his name in no time.

by that guy who knows no bounds July 25, 2009

Plesbian

A straight woman or girl who looks and/or acts like a lesbian.

Lauren's new butch haircut makes her a plesbian.

by Benjamin Thomas July 14, 2006

Mohinder Please

A phrase used when some says or does something stupid or ridiculous.

Guy 1: I Think I Shat Myself?
Guy 2: Mohinder Please!

by Shaegan Vishal March 19, 2008