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Phat Kid

a jungle experimental influenced psychedelic electronica stoner artist
"I'm going to go see Phat Kid play with the Gnostic Elevator, bz"
"I love Phat Kid"
"Phat Kid has phat beats"
by ~phatbiTch~ November 9, 2008
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Pharmatard

An overworked, understaffed, not necessarily underpaid, legal community drug dealer wearing a short, dirty, white lab coat and employed by a Fortune 500 mass merchandiser, grocer, large retail chain, or healthcare institution; a pharmatard graduates from pharmacy school with a vast array of knowledge and factual tidbits relating to pharmacotherapy but eventually becomes a dumbed-down, amorphous, human mass as a result of continuous verbal abuse from those illegitimately seeking controlled substances despite various federal and state regulations governing their dispensation in addition to psychological stress imparted through dealings with uneducated physician office staff, under-educated nursing staff, and egotistical, arrogant practitioners with established prescriptive authority yet complete disregard for the deleterious consequences of polypharmacy, drug-drug, drug-food, and drug-disease interactions that may hinder optimal therapeutic outcomes; also, an empty shell of a pharmacist, who makes bogus recommendations regarding self-treatment of certain disease states with nonprescription, over-the-counter (OTC) drug therapy
Mike was nominated as the employee of the month, even though he is the biggest pharmatard that works here. How did that happen?
by Pharminator July 28, 2010
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phagmull

That geeza died of a viagra overdose , so they couldnt close the casket (Thay was really phagmull)
by Sexystaswaa February 24, 2017
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Pharmer

A recreational drug user whose primary drug category of choice is pharmaceuticals, either over-the-counter or prescription.

Due to vastly different methods of use and perspective on life, the pharmer and the illegal drug user oftentimes don't get along very well. Pharmers rarely trust the purity of street drugs, and illegal users often scoff at the notion that a legal (especially OTC) drug could have equivalent effects to an illegal one.

The benefits of pharming are the guarantee of purity of drugs and the greatly decreased chance of legal ramifications; the drawbacks are the extremely limited supply and high cost of prescription drugs or the incredible dosage required of most OTC drugs to use them recreationally.
"Does anyone here have any spare xanax? Howabout Vicodin?"
"Dude, I didn't know you were a pharmer!"
by Corwin Black September 1, 2008
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LONGEST WORD

According to the Guiness book of World Records, the longest word ever to occur in a literary work has to do with a fricassee, with 17 sweet and sour ingredients, including brains, honey vinegar, fish, pickles, and ouzo. The word appears in The Ecclesiazusae, a satirical comedy by Aristophanes (443-388? BC), an Athenian playwright. In Greek, the word is 170 letters, transliterated into English it is 182 letters. Lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanodrimhypotrimmatosilphiopar aomelitokatakechymenokichlepikossyphophattoperisteralektryonopteke phalliokigklopeleiolagoiosiraiobaphetraganopterygon.
by manic manic manic August 31, 2003
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This is a profanation used under only the most extreme circumstances. For use when real words simply aren't expressive enough to describe the total unfettered shit that happened just now.
"Holy fucking shit!"
"Oh my fucking god!"
"gribbley gribbley dickballs comma phantasm!"
by Ultimastrike October 7, 2004
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Phantom of the Opera

A novel written in 1911 by Gaston Leroux, not in the mid 1980s by Andrew Lloyd Webber.
"I love the Phantom of the Opera 2004 movie based off of Andrew Lloyd Webber's story."
"You crazy phangirl, the Phantom of the Opera was written like 100 years ago!!"
by Jessica P. September 5, 2006
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