Perfect drunk

An alcohol induced coma that nearly removes all sense of awareness yet creates and maintains a blissful state of being. Complimented by the miraculous avoidance of potential social and biological hazards, this drunk cannot be sought but only stumbled into.

"I don't know what's going on, and I don't remember what I just said." - Jeremy perfect drunk

by Macro, Son, Semen, Steve January 30, 2009

perfect girl

conforming absolutely to the description or definition of an ideal type. of the female sex

excellent or complete beyond practical or theoretical improvement. of the female sex

wow i been talking to this female and i am starting to think she is the (perfect girl) i like everything about her.

so for the last few months i was talking to Justina and i don't think shes the (perfect girl) i know it.

by mr. teddy December 4, 2011

a perfect circle

A band I saw last thursday, with jordy white, Billy, Josh, Maynard and James Iha, Albums - mers de noms and 13th step

'A perfect Circle are tool with love'

by Matt Renholder October 4, 2003

Perfect Woman

Kassidy Warren

The perfect woman is so beautiful and so kind that the only explanation is she must be an angel that came down from heaven to bless us all.

by RandomDude876 December 13, 2016

Painfully perfect

Someone who is so perfect but you can't tell them for some reason

"That girl is painfully perfect!"

"What does that mean!?"

"It means I think perfect but it's painful that I can't tell her I think it"

by The forgotten one September 2, 2014

The Perfect Bite

A bite of food which includes every component of the meal.

The only real way to evaluate a meal, is by evaluating The Perfect Bite.

by osvodk May 28, 2022

Perfect Shitter

An individual who eats foods he knows from experience digest easily and facilitate taking a perfect shit every day minutes after getting up in the morning.

Knowing how beneficial for her health it is to take a perfect shit each day, following her brother's advice for the first time in her life, Yvonne stopped eating bowel movement inhibiting foods—such as bread, rice, or pasta which is not whole wheat, dairy products and cow or chicken carcasses—and is becoming a perfect shitter.

by but for October 25, 2017