Onion man

A man who smells so vile that the stench can only be described as “smelling of onions”

Friend 1: You know that one guy, name right?
Friend 2: Yeahhh… he smells so bad, it’s like… onions.
Friend 1: He’s like a superhero! Onion man to the rescue!
Friend 2: A superVILLAIN, you mean.

by I hate onions (raw+green) May 29, 2024

Onion

A round object with layers like shrek. A retarded ogre.

You onion

by George when were older fuck me January 1, 2020

Noodley Onions

The white noodley onion tasting things in a Western Chinese takeaway's Chow Mein

Wow these noodley onions taste really weird!

by Dabmaster9000 October 8, 2018

Dumpster Onion

It’s a nasty ass old bubble gum pussy but for some reason you still want to taste it

I would eat that dumpster onion!

It was a single wide full of dumpster onions

by BYG$ August 15, 2024

Mothahs Onion

Your Mothahs cooch.

Your Mothahs onion is very smelly and is rancid in smell.

by anonymous April 6, 2022

Onion bhaji

When you are covered in lube, playing twister in an orgy.

Oh damn last night was a proper mad one, dave and Adam were getting onion bhajied.

by Plasticnappy February 28, 2022

stank onion

a conversation that doesn't actually end, but dies from a lack of cohesiveness

person a:
why is he in a garbage bin?
person b:
the blue bin represents osama bin laden
person a:
why does he reach around the first time to take out his eyes, but not to put them back?
person b:
the fruits nearby convey a sense of rotten nature, our own rotten nature
that the internal hands then lead us to by placing the eyes INSIDE the bin
person a:
why does he put them back at all if he doesn't want to see anymore?
person b:
so the bin is laden with eyes
person c:
And the wheel represents mankind's instinctive drive towards progress
person a:
at first i was like "bin laden... weak"
but now
person b:
it is a soup ad, actually
I think we found the subject of our first song...
person c:
Soup?
person a:
no — Vancouver
person c:
I think the ad worked
person a:
is there a name for a conversation that doesn't really end, it just dies from lack of cohesiveness?
person b:
stank onion

by dankorstank May 11, 2016