by Ameya B May 10, 2019
Get the one-bopmug. A condition usually bought on by three circumstances, lack of sleep, intoxication, or intense boredom, or a combination of these variables, where a person is forced to attempt to remain focused by using only one eye, while the other eye rests and refuses to operate. The one eye is often used to focus visually on things, i.e. mobile phone after too many drinks, but in most cases, i.e. in the workplace, the eye takes in very little information. The condition can commonly be seen in intensely meaningless and boring work meetings, and when highly intoxicated people must concentrate when they are placed on a long bus journey or in a cinema, after a big, tiresome night after a few hours of getting their drank on.
Work conversation via email:
Kev - Bro, I'm so tired at work, it's insane. I cannot focus!
Just - Yeah man, I feel you! I'm so messed up from last night, I'm totally one-eyeing right now!
Kev - Lol! Me too brother! I'm totally one-eyeing my screen and taking nothing in!
Baby Milo - Sh*t is craaaaazy!
Kev - Bro, I'm so tired at work, it's insane. I cannot focus!
Just - Yeah man, I feel you! I'm so messed up from last night, I'm totally one-eyeing right now!
Kev - Lol! Me too brother! I'm totally one-eyeing my screen and taking nothing in!
Baby Milo - Sh*t is craaaaazy!
by KevJo October 13, 2009
Get the One-Eyeingmug. -i can’t go out, the formula one race is in hours. and is the last race of the year, i can’t miss it
by M00NTILIA September 19, 2022
Get the formula onemug. “Matteo is being a dick, tell him to go and sit on one!” Gotcha boys, who’s the one who created this..? That’s right, me! SIT ON ONE ;)
by sitononequeen March 13, 2019
Get the sit on onemug. by one sacked September 26, 2018
Get the One sackedmug. "Hey, can you help out with this blackjack program I'm writing?"
"Sure dude, it's like one line of code"
"There's no way you can be one linin' this one"
"Sure dude, it's like one line of code"
"There's no way you can be one linin' this one"
by joedan123 June 6, 2009
Get the one linin'mug. Max: Hey John, Check out my tunes on Defani One
John: Whats that
Max: Its the future of music streaming loser
John: Whats that
Max: Its the future of music streaming loser
by alburyaustralia October 24, 2016
Get the Defani Onemug.