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Pine Tree

A nickname for Dipper Pines from Gravity Falls, usually used by Bill Cipher, because BillDip mothafackas
Bill possesively growled, pulling his beloved Pine Tree to his chest.
by Error 420 September 2, 2018
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Boner Tree

A tree that possesses tall, erect, rock hard branches that ooze copious amounts of sap when the branches brush against each other.
Wow! Do you see that Boner Tree! It's in full bloom!

Dang, that boner tree sure looks nice in your yard.
by Jayrichmoneybags May 5, 2013
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Tree Slonkey

A mixture of the words "monkey" and "sloth". A tree Slonkey is a mythical creature that lives in a Forest. The Slonkey can be found hanging from a tree and making strange noises. The tree Slonkey urban legend originated in the UK, where sightings are increasing high. The Slonkey looks like a cross between a monkey and a sloth, hence the name.
Unimportant person 1: hey, what's that?

Unimportant person 2: what's what?

Unimportant person 1: that thing in the tree?

Unimportant person 2: it's probably a tree Slonkey.
mugGet the Tree Slonkeymug.

Tree Brark

Mostly a spacky downy. Normally called Will/William
Will you spacky downy, get back here you tree brark cunt
by Lennon0000 October 23, 2019
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Tree kids

A completely different species compared to standard high schoolers that you always know due to their hyper active nature. You’ll find them funny, but once you laugh they cling onto you like your a couple. They think you’re friends with them and will boast to the others that you’re friends. Most of the time they will be doing some autistic shit, and standardly that’s why you laugh
Ileanna: Devan, what are you doing with Thomas?
Devan:help me. *whispering* they’re tree kids
by Thatnibbaaaron June 28, 2019
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Chistmas tree

My favorite definition of it is the one that describes somebody who is funny and kind
Girl1 : OMG he's sooo funny!!!!
Girl2 :and kind!

Girl3 : he's a chistmas tree!
Girl1 and 2 : YEAH!
by TheRealCoreanJisoo January 7, 2021
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Tree Cock

When one male's copious amount of pubic hair outgrows the length of his penis. The result looks like a tree top.
Cindy: See that boy over there? I bet he has a huge penis.
Naomi: It makes no difference. i hooked up with him once. Severe tree cock.
by Cheepmunk Nehhhst May 1, 2014
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