What the nut

When something goes extremely gay or wrong or some shocking happens

Did you see jerel eat ass."what the nutt"

by Apegang September 27, 2017

Nut rag

A wipes used after masturbating to clean up ur dick

When ur glass of water tastes salty and u see ur mom drying dishes with ur nut rag
You: pfffff wtf

by 3zzo July 14, 2018

Billy Nuts

A Billy Nut is a wild ass nigga that do wild shit.

"That nigga josh just cock blocked me he a billy nuts ass nigga"

by Trapniggadreandree July 11, 2017

Nut Salad

A salad that consists of lettuce, semen, and vegetables. Often served in restaurants that Herbert the Pervert works in. Basically a kinky version of salad dressing. It’s a good idea to not eat these salads, because you will most likely get at least 5 STDs.

“Damn! This bitch just put some nut salad on her snapchat story! I want summa dat.”

by RickAndMorty69 January 17, 2019

Filibusting a nut

When a guy talks to a girl non-stop until she agrees to have sex with him, just to shut him up.

Derived from the term "filibuster" which is a type of obstruction of legislation in government by talking for a very long period of time.

*At a party*

Guy 1: Have you seen Matt?

Guy 2: Yeah, he's in the back room, Filibusting a nut.

Guy 1: NICE!

by MC Paraplegic January 17, 2011

Cat Nuts

a rare disease where your balls grow whiskers and crave tuna

I have cat nuts

by Health 2 May 17, 2009

nut-roll

An extremely painful event, akin to having your testicles overrun by a steamroller.

1. Senate confirmation hearings are a real nut-roll for the nominees.
2. That final exam was a nut-roll!

by KV Peifer October 21, 2005