Simp

A hopeless man with no chance of someone, he dreams of her but in reality she’s thinking of his best friend. He will never experience the feeling of how it is to be loved.

Person 1: hey, i really like her, but i know she likes someone else
Person 2: you’re such a simp

by 𓂸 February 19, 2020

simp

super

intense
minecraft
player

person: ray is such a simp, he spends all day on minecraft

by luna de angelis December 1, 2021

Simp

A simp is a bloke who loves a chick so hard he'll ditch all his mates for her, even though she ain't puttin' out.

Ole mate won't come party tonight cuz he's too busy simping over that cross legged hoe..

by VeganSausage December 15, 2020

SIMP

A sad ass weeb who can’t get no pussy so they let bitches walk all over their ass for even the slightest increase of a chance of obtaining pussy.
These motherfuckers love e-girls like Belle Delphine and will forfeit their annual salary and all mortal possessions to the e-girl in question’s Patreon, then proceed to shit and piss all over the place when their username is mentioned on Twitch.
Watch out for these mofos. They’re SUCKERS IDOLIZING MEDIOCRE PUSSY.

Belle Dolphin: Thank you so much XxOtaku_swagM4ST4_69xX for the donation of your annual salary!
The Simp: I piss and shit and cum all over the place because I am a SIMP.

by BooBooKeys December 22, 2019

Simp

Leo

Leo is simping again, look he's on his way to mcDonalds AGAIN.

by AYAYEET February 27, 2020

Simping

Taking it up the ass from a cat boi

Nick Fuentes took a mad simping this evening

by Clark Cat FUCKER January 11, 2020

Simp

The name for a vagina that resembles Homer Simpsons mouth.

Whoa did you see that girls simp? Go have a look at the subreddit r/simps for more.

by Jimbinato October 12, 2017