Simp

A hopeless man with no chance of someone, he dreams of her but in reality she’s thinking of his best friend. He will never experience the feeling of how it is to be loved.

Person 1: hey, i really like her, but i know she likes someone else
Person 2: you’re such a simp

by 𓂸 February 19, 2020

SIMP

Another name for ONLYUSEmeBLADE aka Brian Rizzo. He got that name because he pursues whales and pays them money and sends them dick picks even though they have boyfriends and shit themselves.

Looks like SIMP on the phone again doing a paypal

by Yoooodawg February 24, 2020

Simp

An overused word that losers use to define men/women who spend a large amount of time or money on someone they like.

Dude you're a simp, you just gave her 5 bucks. You're such a loser

by Box Of Cereal August 10, 2020

Simp

Leo

Leo is simping again, look he's on his way to mcDonalds AGAIN.

by AYAYEET February 27, 2020

SIMP

A sad ass weeb who can’t get no pussy so they let bitches walk all over their ass for even the slightest increase of a chance of obtaining pussy.
These motherfuckers love e-girls like Belle Delphine and will forfeit their annual salary and all mortal possessions to the e-girl in question’s Patreon, then proceed to shit and piss all over the place when their username is mentioned on Twitch.
Watch out for these mofos. They’re SUCKERS IDOLIZING MEDIOCRE PUSSY.

Belle Dolphin: Thank you so much XxOtaku_swagM4ST4_69xX for the donation of your annual salary!
The Simp: I piss and shit and cum all over the place because I am a SIMP.

by BooBooKeys December 22, 2019

Simping

Taking it up the ass from a cat boi

Nick Fuentes took a mad simping this evening

by Clark Cat FUCKER January 11, 2020

Simp

The name for a vagina that resembles Homer Simpsons mouth.

Whoa did you see that girls simp? Go have a look at the subreddit r/simps for more.

by Jimbinato October 12, 2017