Ninja Turtling

To rush someone in the game of Runescape, usually with dragon claws, but it can be improvised by using vesta's long sword, or dragon dagger (p++). This phrase was started by Sparc Mac, one of Runescape's most well known pkers.

"You just got Ninja Turtled, bitch! GF dart eper! Ninja Turtling owns!"

by reborn296 October 10, 2009

Ninja poop

When someone poops and there is no trace of poop left behind in their ass.

Jeremy after wiping his ass: Woah! There's no trace of shit in there! I just had a wicked ninja poop.

by Flubber Womp December 8, 2010

ninja-ing

To ninja;To show talent of a ninja;
To use a large amount of ninjaness

Did you see that guy, he was totally ninja-ing

by Badwick Tsuraide May 16, 2006

Ninja Defuse

Of the game Call of Duty 4:
When playing the gametype "search and destroy", a Ninja Defuse consists of sneaking up behind the member of the attacking team who is planting the bomb at either target A or B and lying in wait behind them for them to finish planting. As soon as they have done so, one begins immediately to defuse the bomb (occasionally actually pulling it from underneath them). The enemy who has just planted the bomb rarely check behind them for a ninja, so concerned are they with watching nearby corners for oncoming enemies. Most effective when all but one member from each team has been eliminated.

Game announcer man: Bomb defused.
Bomb planter:Aw man i just planted! How the hell he defuse that?
Ninja:Aha n00b i just ninja defused you.

by Starfighter23 May 17, 2008

Red Ninja

another name for a girl's period. This is because your periods can sneak up on you out of nowhere like a ninja. The red's because of the girl's period.

Girl 1: ugh! The red ninja caught me today!
Girl 2: Was his name (t.o.m.)?
Girl 3: yup

by xoamrc November 2, 2009

Typo Ninja

The person who is responsible for spontaneous occurrences of typos or other errors within text.

Guy: ring over the textbook when you come
Girl: ... what?!
Guy: agh, I meant "bring"! The Typo Ninja struck again!!!

Person: I waers going to the store
Person 2: Whoa, Typo Ninja got you there.

by Kelila December 1, 2009

Ninja Parade

Ninja Parade? What is a Ninja Parade???

Samantha: Did you hear about the Ninja Parade yesterday?

Joe: No

No one hears about the Ninja Parade

by Drew-bie October 27, 2008