Naked Scorpion

A scorpion fall but naked and done intentionally

He was trying to impress her with the naked scorpion.

by ClemStokley March 27, 2025

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Butt Naked Wank

When you have the house all to yourself and crank the hog totally butt ass naked

Cuh u haven’t had a butt naked wank??? Ur missing out

by Milf Hunter Jit November 16, 2023

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Conceived while listening to slow jams and doing research on investment warehouse deals – "the naked forklift" is to find your favorite weighty woman, and with arms planked, try to lift her to the top bunk. Back braces recommended…

Have you tried to naked forklift her? that always gets my blood movin'!

by dubl-D February 3, 2012

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Hop, skip, & go naked

Basically the best damn drink in the world if it doesn't kill you it will definitely make you stronger and really hungover take a liter of everclear case of beer big jug of kool-aide mix ice and a small bag of sugar the sweeter it is the better it gets!

Dude I can't find my car, my face is covered in sharpie and there is puke everywhere what happened last night? On man you tried to drink a whole gallon of Hop, skip, & go naked I am impressed your even still alive! What's in it cuz it tasted so good! Everclear beer and kool-aide mix man that's all you got

by Delliott2011 March 9, 2015

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