Monday

a.k.a the busiest day of the week

oh god why is it monday!?

by Mr.SherlockHolmes February 8, 2021

Mondays

Proxy label for referring to a particular group or clique, be it geographic, socio-economic, racial, religious or what have you. Used to facilitate covert bigotry when in public. The group for which Mondays is proxied to is generally known by the audience using/listening to the term.

From joke - "know why group guys are called Mondays?" *why?* "well, no one likes a Monday."

White guys Tad & Chad are drinking, when a group of friends, all black (or brown, Asian, doesn't matter, T&Ch are assholes...) enter the bar. Tad says "Let's finish up before they change the music to all rap and hip hop." Chad replies "Shit, always the same; nobody likes Mondays."

by Hashtagthatsnothowhashtagswork February 14, 2021

Monday

Slap every guys ass and say dump truck.

On Monday U see a random guy. "Slaps ass" you say u got that dump truck.

by Bigdaddycum April 19, 2021

monday

the worst day of week; hell

god damn, its monday again.

by anonymous April 21, 2021

Maned Cat

A really big, floofy cat. In other words a Maine Coon.

A: OH MY GAWD LOOK A MANED CAT!
B: What-
A: WHAT KIND IS IT?!

B: A Maine-
A: OH MY GOD SO CUTE!

by dkjedfrfuerh April 22, 2021

Mondaser

A loving person. Enthusiastic and sarcastic, though this person is sarcastic he/she is the most generous person you've ever meet. He/she values the people he/she loves more than his/her self. A lazy procrastinator but at the same time a lowkey achiever.

Mondaser killed the teacher after she yelled at his friend.

by Huskypay June 10, 2021

Monaeda

Most of the time Monaeda is very hopeful and optimistic, but every once in a while she’ll go crazy and get your head spinning!

Monaeda is a bad beyotch.

by anonymous June 7, 2021